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Reasons for wanting to kill Reaver....

Joe Cobbold

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Reasons for wanting to kill Reaver....

I personally hate his guts and heres why ......

Helped destroy Oakvale

Killed Barnum ( We were close friends :'( )

Made my first pure good Hero look like nanny Mcphee

Killed Lucien for me ( Why did I let him ramble on !!! )

He has one of those faces where if you happen to glance at it you wanna pull out the Enforcer and remove his head from his shoulders......

Glad i've got that off my chesty lol ......





Please feel free to add your own reasons for wanting to kill him ......
 

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Re: Reasons for wanting to kill Reaver....

He keeps wanting me to explore his rear passage.
 

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Re: Reasons for wanting to kill Reaver....

well its not yet known if he killed Barnum or just injured him I've heard from some people and the Fable wiki that if you try to steal from Reaver's house you can here Barnum say something along the lines of "is that a good idea" or something.
 

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Re: Reasons for wanting to kill Reaver....

Why would I kill Reaver?! He's like my video game version of a twin brother! :D
 

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Re: Reasons for wanting to kill Reaver....

Gunman23;336595 said:
Why would I kill Reaver?! He's like my video game version of a twin brother! :D

And you wonder why there are people that dislike you ¬_¬ :p jk.

Joe Cobbold;336481 said:
Glad i've got that off my chesty lol ......

AH! CHESTY'S EVIL!
I hate him because he manipulated me. NOBODY MANIPULATES ME! and he turned me into lucien! MOFO.

Glad I got that off my broken piece of chesty's heart crystal.
 

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Re: Reasons for wanting to kill Reaver....

He's just such an arrogant asshole. It amazes me that anyone (even in a video game) could be that much of a dick.
 

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Re: Reasons for wanting to kill Reaver....

1. Oakvale never existed so get over it.

2. There are bigger dicks is real life.

3. Chesty is epic end of story.
 

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Re: Reasons for wanting to kill Reaver....

Already a thread for this.
I've never hated Reaver. I wish I could stop him killing Barnum but I've never held anything against Reaver personally, he just doesn't bother me. As for the aging thing I never blamed him because I could have just as easily sacrificed someone else.

As for him being a dick, there is a lot worse out there.
 

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Re: Reasons for wanting to kill Reaver....

The White Knight;336831 said:
1. Oakvale never existed so get over it.

2. There are bigger dicks is real life.

3. Chesty is epic end of story.
1. Liar! :realmad:
2. Like mine
3. Heck yea!
 

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Re: Reasons for wanting to kill Reaver....

The White Knight;336831 said:
1. Oakvale never existed so get over it.

2. There are bigger dicks is real life.

3. Chesty is epic end of story.

Wow dude, you're on a low today. Bit bummed? Don't take it out on us. First you go all "Thats a stupid idea" on scarcasm on my thread, now you all, "Stfu nat funneh". Lighten up.

And do you think they meant for Reaver's Rear Passage to be such an innuendo?
 

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Re: Reasons for wanting to kill Reaver....

Jmax09;336855 said:
Wow dude, you're on a low today. Bit bummed? Don't take it out on us. First you go all "Thats a stupid idea" on scarcasm on my thread, now you all, "Stfu nat funneh". Lighten up.

And do you think they meant for Reaver's Rear Passage to be such an innuendo?
Well he IS bisexual :ninja:
 

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Re: Reasons for wanting to kill Reaver....

Ahahaha man thats funny -.-

Anyways, Reaver is who he is, no one kills him because he has more skills than you, obviously.
Yes, i sometimes have wanted to kill him but obviously couldnt.
 
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