Hey I wanted to respond to what you wrote here, but it didn't seem appropriate in the thread.
I disagree. I think that if we prod (I mean respond to his negative comments) Pirate enough, or any troller for that matter, one of two things will happen. Either he will realise what a douche he was, and grow up (hopefully). Or he'll become agitated enough and lash out enough for some serious consequences to be brought down upon him. Either way, he stops trolling these forums.